Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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