i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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