How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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