the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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