so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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