I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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