the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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