Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
