Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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