Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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