Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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