you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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