in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize