sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize
