I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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