hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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