dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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