Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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