I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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