everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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