I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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