Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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