Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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