hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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