and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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