So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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