actually, I'm a sock model
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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