the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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