I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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