please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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