We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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