Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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