I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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