Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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