Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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