You just made me feel so damn special
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
