If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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