like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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