I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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