Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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