dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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