what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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