I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
are you so shy because you have an std?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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