lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
