So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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