I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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