I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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