That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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