People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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