btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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