weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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