At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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