last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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