Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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