Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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